I am Viking

 


My daddy once told me, be a good boy, God is watchin'  

Well that didn’t turn out so well, a good boy I am not  

Tried to study the Bible, but that wisdom ain't my spot  

I learned to fight always when the world puts you down,  

Shot in Valhalla, I may fight forever—no frown,  


Valhalla, I’m Viking, where the warriors play,  

Ride or die, motherfucker, livin’ it my way,  

Clingin’ swords, holdin’ shields, ready for the fray,  

Just sayin’, I won’t give up, not today!  


My mother told me I was special, but that shit didn’t stick,  

Looked to the Pharaohs, learned to fight, learned the tricks,  

I’m an idiot, I’m a dummy, but hey, it’s all good,  

In this battle called life, gotta fight like I should,  


Valhalla, I’m Viking, where the warriors play,  

Ride or die, motherfucker, livin’ it my way,  

Clingin’ swords, holdin’ shields, ready for the fray,  

Just sayin’, I won’t give up, not today!  


Never judge a book by its cover, I’m more than I seem,  

I ain't all that, ain't sexy, but I’m livin’ the dream,  

My unicorn thinks I’m cute, that's all that I need,  

Fightin' next to Ragnar, plantin' my seed!  


I f everything up, yeah, I’m livin’ in a haze,  

But Valhalla made me a beast, through this brutal maze,  

Adapt and overcome, motherfucker, that’s the key,  

Blood don’t make you family, loyalty is how it be,  


**[Chorus]**  

Valhalla, I’m Viking, where the warriors play,  

Ride or die, motherfucker, livin’ it my way,  

Clingin’ swords, holdin’ shields, ready for the fray,  

Just sayin’, I won’t give up, not today!  


In every struggle, I fight with a heart of flame,  

Shot in Valhalla, I’m never playing this game,  

I’ll take no more, I will run this floor,  

With every battle I win, you’ll hear me roar!  

So bring it on, world, I’m ready for war,  

In this Valhalla life, I’m the one you adore!

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