Fat Cat Chronicles

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 Fat Cat Chronicles



He scratches at the door, he’s learned how to open it,  

Like a tiger in a cage, damn it, where’s the hope in it?  

Oh my goodness, there’s no more, I’m trippin’ on the weight,  

Wanted a small tabby, now I’m feenin’ for a break.  

Look at Ragnar, the cat, he’s a beast on the creep,  

Jumpin’ on his stool, like he’s claimin’ the street.  

Staring at Sonic, Knuckles, like, “Who the hell you know?”  

He’s the king of this castle, can’t tell me no, bro!  



Just sayin’, this chubby cat’s got fame,  

Ragnar the Cat, yeah, it’s a wild game.  

Costing me outta house, eatin’ like a champ,  

Got me laughin’ and cryin’, like a goddamn stamp!  


Follows Mom in the room, scratchin’ at her ankles,  

“I’m outta food, lady,” man, he’s got no shame though.  

He roars like a lion, tryna kick down the door,  

With that furry fat ass, he ain’t lookin’ for more.  

Bouncin’ around like Digger, a whirlwind of fluff,  

But I love him to bits, though this gig’s gettin’ tough.  

My wallet’s gettin’ thin, but his love makes me rich,  

In this house full of chaos, he’s my little glitch.  


Just sayin’, this chubby cat’s got fame,  

Ragnar the Cat, yeah, it’s a wild game.  

Costing me outta house, eatin’ like a champ,  

Got me laughin’ and cryin’, like a goddamn stamp!  



From power to cuddle, he’s a whirlwind of feels,  

He’s my therapy session, man, he’s crackin’ the seals.  

Beautiful moments, yeah, when he curls in my lap,  

Forget the cash flow, man, it’s all about the rap.  



Now he’s a chunk, but he’s my whole damn heart,  

Ragnar the Cat, man, we’ll never be apart.  

He’s a fat little king, and I’m proud as a mother,  

Life’s a crazy ride, and I wouldn’t change another.  

So here’s the tale, from fame to cuddles we flow,  

Can’t tell me no, Ragnar’s the cat, that’s the show! 


Just sayin’, this chubby cat’s got fame,  

Ragnar the Cat, yeah, it’s a wild game.  

Costing me outta house, eatin’ like a champ,  

Got me laughin’ and cryin’, like a goddamn stamp!  


So raise a glass for Ragnar, the fat cat we know,  

Living life large, never puttin’ on a show.  

He’s my furry little titan, conquering the day,  who kinda 

He’s a hulk show 

In this fat cat saga, we’ll find our own way!

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