Fat cat Chronicles second edition

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Yo, you’ve all heard the stories about my cat Ragnar,  

Bigger than a dog, man, he’s the real star.  

His belly round like Santa Claus,  

Jelly jigglin’, just because.  


He eats so much, knocks me out with one punch,  

A heavyweight champ, man, call him the brunch.  

Ride or die, he’s my feline bro,  

Eating all the snacks while the struggle is real, yo.  


Just sayin’, this cat’s a beast,  

Squirrels in the yard, he’s feasting like a feast.  

Can’t catch him chillin’, he’s a ball of energy,  

But takes his time, lazy with that synergy.  


Fat? Hell yeah, but love him to the core,  

Wakes me at five, always begging for more.  

Books out the window, laughs when I’m stressed,  

Says, “Mine are bigger, my dude, you’re just blessed.”  


Be careful now, singing this meow

This furry little monster, he’s got you misled.  

Is he a cat or a tiger, can’t really tell,  

But in this crazy ride, man, I know him well.  


A cuddle bug, a ball of fur,  

When life gets tough, he’s my purr-matic cure.  

Not givin’ up, we ride this wave,  

Ragnar the legend, can’t nobody braves.  


So here’s to my cat, this fat little king,  

With every single day, we just do our thing.  

A duo forever, we’ll never fall back,  

His poop are bigger then and that’s ok

He is Ragnar the king of fat cat chronicles he is just  fat cat fact! It’s ok

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