A sloth and blow

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 Sloth on the Blow



Fairytales are real, are they not or can they be?  

One day, a sloth got a new box, it had a little white powder, you see,  

Made him really hyper, turned that chillin’ into a spree,  

Now he’s flying through the trees like he’s breakin’ gravity.  


Sloths don’t run, they just lounge, moving slow as molasses,  

But give him that snow, and he’ll be racing like a badass,  

Squirrel gotta watch out, he’s the sneakiest little creature,  

But a sloth on that crack? Yo, that’s a whole new feature.  


Oh my goodness, look at him go,  

Cocaine sloth, stealing the show,  

OFast as lightning, he’s a savage beast,  

No more slow, he’s a monster feast.  


ADHD goat, he’s a hero now,  

Sloth on the powder, take a bow,  

Chillin’ turned thrillin’, he’s an achiever,  

Conquering the jungle like a true believer.  


What if a sloth had that wicked dust?  

Started cruising through the trees, in sloth we trust,  

No more naps, only wild attacks,  

The deadliest animal, leaving no tracks.  


Oh my goodness, look at him go,  

Cocaine sloth, stealing the show,  

Fast as lightning, he’s a savage beast,  

No more slow, he’s a monster feast.  


Squirrel better hide, don’t you come around,  

That sloth on the blow, he’s claiming this town,  

Turning trees into highways, he’s the king on this ride,  

A fuzzy little legend, got the jungle terrified.  


He’s a rebel with a cause, no more laid back,  

Riding on the rush, ain’t no turning back,  

A hero to the wild, watch him break the mold,  

Sloth with a mission, a legend unfold.  


So what if that sloth had a little bit of cocaine?  

Life’s a wild ride, embrace the insane,  

Leave the squirrels alone, let ‘em chill in the trees,  

Cocaine sloth’s here, bringing the world to its knees.  


Oh my goodness, look at him go,  

Cocaine sloth, stealing the show,  

Fast as lightning, he’s a savage beast,  

No more slow, he’s a monster feast.  


So next time you ponder, just let it be known,  

In the world of wild dreams, you’re never alone,  

Cocaine sloth’s a myth, but what if it’s true?  

A crazy little vision, just waiting for you.

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