Oh No10 yrs left Overlarge Prostate With a Quack




Oh no, oh no, I overlarge prostate,  

Thank goodness for AFLAC, who’d have thought it’s fate?  

Tell me it ain't so, let’s live it to the fullest,  

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, that’s the rule, kid.  

Squirrels in my brain, man, it’s a wild ride,  

Kidney stones rolling, like I’m on a bumpy slide.  

Size of my prostate, got me lookin’ like a fool,  

Darkness creepin' in, but I’m breakin’ every rule.  



I’m a hero in the shadows, rise above,  

Pain on my side, but I still give love.  

Equilibrium’s off, but I hustle with style,  

Diarrhea dreams, I’m just here for a while.  


Fame and success, it’s a double-edged sword,  

Polyp this, polyp that, health issues I’m bored.  

No circulation, but I’m still in the game,  

Runnin’ on empty, but I’m lighting that flame.  

Chaos in my head, 10 year left got me rushin’,  

Slowin’ down, focus, feel my heart start thumpin’.  

Heroic in the struggle, I won’t let it defeat,  

Gonna fight through the pain, can’t accept no retreat.  


I’m a hero in the shadows, rise above,  

Pain on my side, but I still give love.  

Equilibrium’s off, but I hustle with style,  

Diarrhea dreams, I’m just here for a while.  


So listen up, world, I got wisdom to share,  

Chillin’ in zombieland, no time for despair.  

Tell your loved ones you love ‘em, don’t wait for a sign,  

Life’s too short, man, let your heart always shine.  

Improvise, adapt, and always overcome,  

Even with this pain, I’m still havin’ fun.  


Kidney stones grindin’, but my spirit’s alive,  

Ain't no stoppin’ me, yeah, I’m destined to thrive.  

Overlarge prostate, it ain’t takin’ my soul,  

I’m the captain of my fate, I’m in full control.

Live in life not believe in the Internet I’m in control. I just don’t care. Don’t believe everything you hear. That’s for sure don’t you dare  

So here’s to the struggle, and here’s to the fight,  

I’m a warrior in darkness, I’ll emerge in the light.  

Breathe deep, relax, let the good times flow,  

Oh no, my overlarge prostate, but watch me glow!  



I’m a hero in the shadows, rise above,  

Pain on my side, but I still give love.  

Equilibrium’s off, but I hustle with style,  

Diarrhea dreams, I’m just here for a while.  



So here’s my legacy, take it to the street,  

Laugh through the pain, feel the rhythm and beat.  

Oh no, oh no, but I’m livin’ my life,  

With my overlarge prostate, I’ll still thrive!

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