Squirrel Detroit Where Blog

 Squirrel Dreams  Banana Schemes Squirrel where everywhere livin’ a dream,   It’s all in my head, nothing’s what it seems.   If I could be a hero, watch me ignite,   Squirrel lives matter, yeah, I’m takin’ flight.   Helping the world, one day at a time,   Reality TV, I’m spittin’ my rhyme.   Got dreams so big, shit’s wild like a spree,   Just a squirrel with dreams hoping for banana B’s. Johnny banana bananas, he’s my damn dude,   CT unicorn, look away, I’m so crude.   Reality TV heroes, they fly like the sun,   I’m just sayin’, man, I’m ready for fun! Oh my god, crazy challenge, Johnny’s the champ,   Squirrels everywhere, makin’ my stamp.   Eat bananas for breakfast, how cool is that?   Crazy and nutty like a squirrel in a hat.   At a charity show, what a beautiful scene,   Livin’ this life, you know I’m a fiend.   Streaming Johnny bananas, I’m dreamin’ so hard,   He’s my hero, I’m hittin’ th...

 Fat Cat Chronicles He scratches at the door, he’s learned how to open it,   Like a tiger in a cage, damn it, where’s the hope in it?   Oh my goodness, there’s no more, I’m trippin’ on the weight,   Wanted a small tabby, now I’m feenin’ for a break.   Look at Ragnar, the cat, he’s a beast on the creep,   Jumpin’ on his stool, like he’s claimin’ the street.   Staring at Sonic, Knuckles, like, “Who the hell you know?”   He’s the king of this castle, can’t tell me no, bro!   Just sayin’, this chubby cat’s got fame,   Ragnar the Cat, yeah, it’s a wild game.   Costing me outta house, eatin’ like a champ,   Got me laughin’ and cryin’, like a goddamn stamp!   Follows Mom in the room, scratchin’ at her ankles,   “I’m outta food, lady,” man, he’s got no shame though.   He roars like a lion, tryna kick down the door,   With that furry fat ass, he ain’t lookin’ for more.   Bouncin’ around like Digger, a whirlwind ...

 My Ewoks So Cute Can’t tell me any other way, just look so cute,   Beautiful Ewok, she’s mine, that’s the truth.   Sleep and cuddle next, yeah, we reign supreme,   Wake with her snore, livin' out that dream.   Say no more, squirrel, just my Moo Moo vibe,   Can’t tell me no, got that Ewok tribe.   Not even a fan, but yo, I’m feelin’ bold,   Fame ain’t my game, but this love’s pure gold.   My Ewok, she’s cute, you can’t tell me no,   Moo Moo’s in the house, steal the whole damn show.   Just sayin’, this bond, it’s a power groove,   Cuddle up tight, watch our happiness move.   Dancin’ in the light, this love’s a wild ride,   Got my little Ewok, ain’t no place to hide.   Fame ain’t a factor, she’s my star tonight,   In a galaxy far, I’m feelin’ so right.   Just sayin’, we’re kickin' it, livin’ the dream,   With my furry queen, we the perfect team.   Sippin’ on joy, lettin’ worries go,   Can’...

 Its Da Squirrel Way Enjoy every read, carry this book in your back pocket,   When you’re feeling sorrow, life’s a bitch, don’t you mock it.   Having a bad day? I guarantee you’ll find a spark,   In the pages, hidden gems, light your fire in the dark.   Anyone can be a hero, no need for a cape,   All you gotta do is steal it—no room for escape.   It’s the squirrel way, baby, just sayin’, don’t hesitate,   Flip those pages, find your laughter, elevate your fate.   It’s da squirrel way, we’re livin’ wild and free,   If you’re not laughin’, then you’re not truly bein’ me.   We fight with rhymes, the truth and tricks we play,   Shout it out, no doubt, it’s da squirrel way, just sayin’!   Fame’s a fickle game, see ‘em chase that light,   But I’m digging deeper, insight shines bright.   The Bible’s packed with tales, some silly and absurd,   But those scriptures hit your mind like a mighty word.   I got thoug...

The Hunt Is On There’s no doubt on my mind,   The hunt will begin, from state to county,   Give it to me, I’ll eat it one,   Oh, I know yeah, I’ll feast on this today,   I thought about it, watching the show, I love it,   Addicted to the thrill, like a moth to the flame,   U.S. Marshals on the prowl, playin' this game,   Lenny King, the head man, can’t back down,   Try to run, but I’ll hunt through every town.   U.S. Marshals, they’re the best team,   Po-po comin' hard, livin' the dream,   From the streets to the skies, we’re eyeing your hide,   Better watch your back, nowhere to slide.   Asia to Hawaii, Puerto Rico flow,   Don’t matter where you at, we’ll find you, fo' sho,   These bad boys can’t step, we be packin' the heat,   From the Marines to the Navy, we’ll never face defeat,   Sneakin' too easy, that’s a rookie move,   Once we’re on your trail, we’ve got nothin’ to prove,   U.S. Marsha...

 IAO Warrior Listen closely, it's the ADHD code,   You already know, our minds explode,   Racism, one million things, can’t do right,   But I rise, motherfucker, ready for the fight.   The ADHD goat, making statements loud,   Never backin' down, I’m here to make my crowd.   Ride or die, Squirrel, the hero in my heart,   Da Movement’s real, let’s tear the world apart.   I.A.O. Warrior, we improvise,   Adapt and overcome, we’re destined to rise.   Changing the world one story at a time,   With power in my veins, we’re spitting this rhyme. Squirrel vibes, like a chameleon blend,   Adapting to the struggle, that’s how I transcend.   Life’s obstacles crash like waves on the shore,   But I’m a beast, motherfucker, I’ll always roar.   Improvise, adapt, I’m the master of the flow,   Creativity ignites, watch my brilliance glow.   Deep breath, zone in, then I let it all go,   With clarity and focus, I’...

Today is not my day, I’m on the grind,   War will come, I will defend what's mine.   I am Squirrel, shoutin' Valhalla, hear my name,   When the darkness creeps, I’m igniting the flame.   Come get some demons, I’m ready for the fight,   F*** the bogeyman, I’m a beast in the night.   They say spirits ain’t real, just shadows and doubt,   But I walk in the dark, and I ain’t backin' out.   Yo, I’m Squirrel, and I’m never afraid,   With my heart on my sleeve, I’m the one who invades.   Come get some demons, I’m the king of the nuts,   I’ll face all my fears, no ifs, ands, or buts.   ADHD power, got the quick on the draw,   I’m zippin’ through the shadows, breakin’ every law.   Mirror, mirror, three times, Candyman’s a joke,   Lookin’ in the dark, I’m the one who provoked.   Fightin’ off the zombies, apocalypse game,   I’ll stand my ground, never feelin’ the shame.   They say it’s all a myth, just a tale...

Squirrel and his Viking battles of Valhalla The wind howled a mournful dirge through the ancient pines, a sound that resonated deep within my small, furry chest. I, Squeaky Nutcracker, Son of Nutkin, was no ordinary squirrel. Viking blood, thrumming with the power of Valhalla, coursed through my veins. They called me small, insignificant, a shadow of a warrior. They laughed when I spoke of Odin and Thor, of Freya’s blessings and Tyr’s unwavering justice. But I knew, deep in my acorn-hoarding heart, that I was destined for more. They scoffed at my dreams of glory, the elders of our world, their whiskers twitching with amusement. “A squirrel, a Viking?” they’d cackle. “Preposterous! Stick to gathering nuts, little one.” But those nuts fueled more than just my belly; they fueled my burning ambition. I trained harder than any squirrel had ever trained. I scaled the tallest trees, my claws digging deep into the bark. I leaped across yawning chasms, trusting in the strength bestowed upon me ...

Squirrel Shoutin Valhalla Power Squirrel and his Viking battles of Valhalla The wind howled a mournful dirge through the ancient pines, a sound that resonated deep within my small, furry chest. I, Squeaky Nutcracker, Son of Nutkin, was no ordinary squirrel. Viking blood, thrumming with the power of Valhalla, coursed through my veins. They called me small, insignificant, a shadow of a warrior. They laughed when I spoke of Odin and Thor, of Freya’s blessings and Tyr’s unwavering justice. But I knew, deep in my acorn-hoarding heart, that I was destined for more. They scoffed at my dreams of glory, the elders of our world, their whiskers twitching with amusement. “A squirrel, a Viking?” they’d cackle. “Preposterous! Stick to gathering nuts, little one.” But those nuts fueled more than just my belly; they fueled my burning ambition. I trained harder than any squirrel had ever trained. I scaled the tallest trees, my claws digging deep into the bark. I leaped across yawning chasms, trusting i...

I Am Spartacus I am Spartacus, I a warrior,   I will not be held by Murphy’s Law,   It comes like Undertaker’s tombstone,   Feels like the world’s taken shit, like Billy the Kid,   I’m the world in my arena, where legends are born,   Fighting shadows, chasing dreams till the break of dawn.   Believer in strength, ain't no weakness with me,   Like a squirrel in the trees, I'm wild and I'm free.   I’m a warrior, rise up in the fight,   Squirrel lives matter, shining so bright.   Facing the demons, I’m claiming my throne,   In the arena of life, I won’t stand alone.   Battles rage on, my brotherhood’s tight,   But they left me to fight, still I’m ready to ignite.   My only ally, Godfather, true to the core,   A hero, a gangster, who’s ready for war.   Go ahead and laugh, it’s a hell of a show,   If you ain't laughing, then what do you know?   Chill, practice love, not war, we declare,   Everybody...