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squirrel and his Viking battles of Valhalla

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Squirrel and his Viking battles of Valhalla The wind howled a mournful dirge through the ancient pines, a sound that resonated deep within my small, furry chest. I, Squeaky Nutcracker, Son of Nutkin, was no ordinary squirrel. Viking blood, thrumming with the power of Valhalla, coursed through my veins. They called me small, insignificant, a shadow of a warrior. They laughed when I spoke of Odin and Thor, of Freya’s blessings and Tyr’s unwavering justice. But I knew, deep in my acorn-hoarding heart, that I was destined for more. They scoffed at my dreams of glory, the elders of our world, their whiskers twitching with amusement. “A squirrel, a Viking?” they’d cackle. “Preposterous! Stick to gathering nuts, little one.” But those nuts fueled more than just my belly; they fueled my burning ambition. I trained harder than any squirrel had ever trained. I scaled the tallest trees, my claws digging deep into the bark. I leaped across yawning chasms, trusting in the strength bestowed upon me ...
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Squirrel Shoutin Valhalla Power

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Squirrel Shoutin Valhalla Power Squirrel and his Viking battles of Valhalla The wind howled a mournful dirge through the ancient pines, a sound that resonated deep within my small, furry chest. I, Squeaky Nutcracker, Son of Nutkin, was no ordinary squirrel. Viking blood, thrumming with the power of Valhalla, coursed through my veins. They called me small, insignificant, a shadow of a warrior. They laughed when I spoke of Odin and Thor, of Freya’s blessings and Tyr’s unwavering justice. But I knew, deep in my acorn-hoarding heart, that I was destined for more. They scoffed at my dreams of glory, the elders of our world, their whiskers twitching with amusement. “A squirrel, a Viking?” they’d cackle. “Preposterous! Stick to gathering nuts, little one.” But those nuts fueled more than just my belly; they fueled my burning ambition. I trained harder than any squirrel had ever trained. I scaled the tallest trees, my claws digging deep into the bark. I leaped across yawning chasms, trusting i...
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Squirrel is Spartacus

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I Am Spartacus I am Spartacus, I a warrior,   I will not be held by Murphy’s Law,   It comes like Undertaker’s tombstone,   Feels like the world’s taken shit, like Billy the Kid,   I’m the world in my arena, where legends are born,   Fighting shadows, chasing dreams till the break of dawn.   Believer in strength, ain't no weakness with me,   Like a squirrel in the trees, I'm wild and I'm free.   I’m a warrior, rise up in the fight,   Squirrel lives matter, shining so bright.   Facing the demons, I’m claiming my throne,   In the arena of life, I won’t stand alone.   Battles rage on, my brotherhood’s tight,   But they left me to fight, still I’m ready to ignite.   My only ally, Godfather, true to the core,   A hero, a gangster, who’s ready for war.   Go ahead and laugh, it’s a hell of a show,   If you ain't laughing, then what do you know?   Chill, practice love, not war, we declare,   Everybody...
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Squirrels Got the Prime Time

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Logan Paul killer, he’s a fighter,   He’s a maverick, you’re in that fire.   Go ahead and hate me too,   ‘Cause this squirrel says Prime fuels Impulse is true.   I’m a believer, watch me break through,   Climbing to the top, what the heck you gonna do?   From those 15 seconds, yeah, he took the game,   Media king, now the world knows his name.   Hate me or not, but I’m a fan,   Logan’s got the world in the palm of his hand.   WWE vibes, yeah, we throwing down,   Squirrel wishes he's in the ring, wearing that crown.   AJ Styles, got pulverized, like an empty prime bottle Hit WrestleMania, watch the haters’ eyes.   Say what you want, but you know it’s true,   Logan’s got charisma like a boss, who knew?   Podcast Impulse, we’re vibing that sound,   Squirrel’s got the vision, ain’t nobody knockin’ this ground.   You can cheer for his brother, I’m still team Logan,   In a fight for the t truth unbroke H...
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Oh No Oh No My Gallbladder is Gone

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I got some repairs today,   Repaired my lower intestine,   Took out my gallbladder,   Need to go away.   I’m a little less of a creature,   Man, I’m a squirrel on the rise,   ADHD GOAT, no surprise,   Watch me hustle, watch me thrive.   Oh no, oh no, my gallbladder is gone,   But I’m rising from the ashes,   Like a hero at dawn.   I’m a believer, achiever,   Watch the killer on the rise Making headlines waiting for the prize Squirrel’s got the vision.   No more pain, no more strife,   I’m the king of my turf,   Feeling , alive  Pumping iron, getting ripped,   Solid muscle coming quick,   Squirrel’s ready for the fight,   You best believe it, I’m lit!   Oh no, oh no, my gallbladder is gone,   But I’m rising from the ashes,   Like a hero at dawn.   I’m a believer, achiever,   Watch the killer whale swim,   Killer of the sea,   Squirrel’s got the vision.   ...
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A sloth and blow

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 Sloth on the Blow Fairytales are real, are they not or can they be?   One day, a sloth got a new box, it had a little white powder, you see,   Made him really hyper, turned that chillin’ into a spree,   Now he’s flying through the trees like he’s breakin’ gravity.   Sloths don’t run, they just lounge, moving slow as molasses,   But give him that snow, and he’ll be racing like a badass,   Squirrel gotta watch out, he’s the sneakiest little creature,   But a sloth on that crack? Yo, that’s a whole new feature.   Oh my goodness, look at him go,   Cocaine sloth, stealing the show,   OFast as lightning, he’s a savage beast,   No more slow, he’s a monster feast.   ADHD goat, he’s a hero now,   Sloth on the powder, take a bow,   Chillin’ turned thrillin’, he’s an achiever,   Conquering the jungle like a true believer.   What if a sloth had that wicked dust?   Started cruising through the trees, in sloth ...
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Secrets of the killer squirrel

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I got something to tell you,   The movement's on the raw,   Squirrel livematterheroes.com,   We takin’ over, hear the roar.   In the water, we glide,   Like killer whales, we ride,   ADHD goats, we rise,   No fear, we won’t hide. Don’t let this squirrel fool ya,   I'm a killer whale, raw power,   Got battle scars, I’m a survivor,   In the sea, I’m the one that devours. Got wounds and cuts in the throat,   But when I hit the water, I float,   Fast as lightning in my crew,   Trust me, we’ll be coming for you.   Loyalty’s thicker than blood,   We’re the wave, we’re the flood.   Believers, achievers, no fakin’,   In the depths, we come awaken. Don’t let this squirrel fool ya,   I'm a killer whale, raw power,   Got battle scars, I’m a survivor,   In the sea, I’m the one that devours. This movement’s on the rise,   Creatures underestimated, take to the skies.   Hero vibes, yeah, I’m a...
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